Characters

Main Characters

 * Dan
 * Chris
 * Elise
 * Mr. Mumbles

Recurring Side Characters

 * Elise Sr.
 * Don
 * Ben
 * Impostor Dan
 * Crunchy
 * Ninja Dave
 * Wally
 * Hortence Burger
 * Madame Zelda
 * Eagle's Nest
 * Jeremiah Burger
 * Paramedics
 * Police Captain
 * Police Officer
 * Librarian
 * Hobo

One Off Characters

 * Hydrogen Trucker
 * Trick or Treaters
 * Neolithic Indigenous Zombies
 * Dr. Pullum
 * Dentist Assistant
 * Fake Doctor
 * Border Guard
 * Helicopter Hal
 * Theatre Owners
 * Tye
 * Theatre Chefs
 * Theatre Custodian
 * Head Theatre Actor
 * Theatre Actor
 * Becky Barber

Organizations

 * Shadow Quasi-Government
 * Balloonist Cult
 * The Koshugi Clan
 * Hockey Team
 * Québécois Extremists