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| 1 || Example[[File:DanVSNewMexico.png|100px]] || [[S1E1Dan VS. New Mexico|Dan VS. New Mexico]] || Dan gets attacked by items related to New Mexico and goes on a road trip to hit the state where it hurts. || Example[[File:S01E01Prev.png|100px]]

| 2 || Example[[File:DanVSTheWolfMan.png|100px]] || [[S1E2|Dan VS. The Wolf Man]] || Dan's car gets scratched and he's sure it was the Wolf Man, whom he is now trying to hunt down. || Example[[File:S01E02Prev.png|100px]]

| 3 || Example[[File:DanVSTheNinja.png|100px]] || [[S1E3|Dan VS. The Ninja]] || Dan gets attacked by a mysterious Ninja in search of a very specific recipe. || Example[[File:S01E03Prev.png|100px]]

| 4 || Example[[File:DanVSTheDentist.png|100px]] || [[S1E4|Dan VS. The Dentist]] || Dan suspects his Dentist is a fraud and uncovers his dark secrets. || Example[[File:S01E04Prev.png|100px]]

| 5 || Example[[File:DanVSTheAnimalShelter.png|100px]] || [[S1E5|Dan VS. The Animal Shelter]] || Unable to sleep from all the noise, Dan decides to target the Animal shelter. || Example[[File:S01E05Prev.png|100px]]

| 6 || Example[[File:DanVSCanada.png|100px]] || [[S1E6|Dan VS. Canada]] || Dan has had it with the Canada related stuff around him and decides to cover the country in snow and ice. || Example[[File:S01E06Prev.png|100px]]

| 7 || Example[[File:DanVSTraffic.png|100px]] || [[S1E7|Dan VS. Traffic]] || The traffic in his area has gotten overwhelming, so Dan tries various ways to stop people from driving. || Example[[File:S01E07Prev.png|100px]]

| 8 || Example[[File:DanVSDinnerTheatre.png|100px]] || [[S1E8|Dan VS. Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theater]] || After unheard complains about the poor quality of performance and food, Dan takes on a role to bring the theater down. || Example[[File:S01E08Prev.png|100px]]

| 9 || Example[[File:DanVSBaseball.png|100px]] || [[S1E9|Dan VS. Baseball]] || Baseball fans destroy Dan's car and so he is out to take bring down the sport itself. || Example[[File:S01E09Prev.png|100px]]

| 10 || Example[[File:DanVSSAF.png|100px]] || [[S1E10|Dan VS. The Salvation Armed Forces]] || Dan accidentally donated his car to charity and will stop at nothing to get it back. || Example[[File:S01E10Prev.png|100px]]

| 11 || Example[[File:DanVSTheBeach.png|100px]] || [[S1E11|Dan VS. The Beach]] || Some beach loving people block all parking spots in Dan's area and so he sees himself forced to destroy the beach. || Example[[File:S01E11Prev.png|100px]]

| 12 || Example[[File:DanVSGeorgeWashington.png|100px]] || [[S1E12|Dan VS. George Washington]] || A tree has been chopped down next to Dan's car, crushing it. Dan is sure there can only be one culprit.|| Example[[File:S01E12Prev.png|100px]]

| 13 || Example[[File:DanVSTechnology.png|100px]] || [[S1E13|Dan VS. Technology]] || Dan gets a computer which breaks quickly, thus he decides that the man behind the product has to pay. || Example[[File:S01E13Prev.png|100px]]

| 14 || Example[[File:DanVSTheBarber.png|100px]] || [[S1E14|Dan VS. The Barber]] || Dan is getting a haircut in anticipation of a date, but his barber has other plans. || Example[[File:S01E14Prev.png|100px]]

| 15 || Example[[File:DanVSArt.png|100px]] || [[S1E15|Dan VS. Art]] || Dan's car has been turned into a piece of art without notice so he seeks revenge on anything accompliced with art. || Example[[File:S01E15Prev.png|100px]]

| 16 || Example[[File:DanVSElisesParents.png|100px]] || [[S1E16|Dan VS. Elise's Parents]] || Dan frames Don for being in the mafia because he wants to spend quality time with Chris at a Renaissance fair. || Example[[File:S01E16Prev.png|100px]]

| 17 || Example[[File:DanVSFancyRestaurant.png|100px]] || [[S1E17|Dan VS. The Fancy Restaurant]] || Dan's favorite sandwich shop is replaced by an uptight restaurant and he revolts against it. || Example[[File:S01E17Prev.png|100px]]

| 18 || Example[[File:DanVSDanImpostor.png|100px]] || [[S1E18|Dan VS. Dan (Impostor)]] || An impostor tries to take over Dan's life and friends. || Example[[File:S01E18Prev.png|100px]]

| 19 || Example[[File:DanVSFamilyCampingTrip.png|100px]] || [[S1E19|Dan VS. The Family Camping Trip]] || Dan wants to take Chris to a horror film festival, but a pre-sheduled camping trip gets in the way. || Example[[File:S01E19Prev.png|100px]]

| 20 || Example[[File:DanVSBurgerphile.png|100px]] || [[S1E20|Dan VS. Burgerphile]] || The fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and he takes that offense very seriously. || Example[[File:S01E20Prev.png|100px]]

| 21 || Example[[File:DanVSTheMagician.png|100px]] || [[S1E21|Dan VS. The Magician]] || A street magician steals from Chris and Dan, and they make their move to get back what's theirs, while exposing the tricks. || Example[[File:S01E21Prev.png|100px]]

| 22 || Example[[File:DanVSLemonadeStandGang.png|100px]] || [[S1E22|Dan VS. The Lemonade Stand Gang]] || A group of kids bully people into buying lemonade, and Dan is just the guy to take them out of business. || Example[[File:S01E22Prev.png|100px]]

| 1 || Example[[File:DanVSFamilyThanksgiving.png|100px]] || [[S2E1|Dan VS The Family Thanksgiving]] || Dan is invited to Thanksgiving at Elise's parent's house and things take a turn for the worse when he finds out why. || Example[[File:S02E01Prev.png|100px]]

| 2 || Example[[File:DanVSTheMallSanta.png|100px]] || [[S2E2|Dan VS The Mall Santa]] || Chris and Dan try to make extra money at the mall, but the mall Santa isn't in a Christmas-y mood. || Example[[File:S02E02Prev.png|100px]]

| 3 || Example[[File:DanVSTheNeighbors.png|100px]] || [[S2E3|Dan VS The Neighbors]] || New people move in next to Dan and he is convinced they want to eat him. || Example[[File:S02E03Prev.png|100px]]

| 4 || Example[[File:DanVSDancing.png|100px]] || [[S2E4|Dan VS Dancing]] || A dancing craze swaps over the area, including Elise and Chris, and Dan tries to shake it off. || Example[[File:S02E04Prev.png|100px]]

| 5 || Example[[File:DanVSTheBank.png|100px]] || [[S2E5|Dan VS The Bank]] || Dan tries to get back 50 cents from the local bank and spirals into robbing it. || Example[[File:S02E05Prev.png|100px]]

| 6 || Example[[File:DanVSMonsterUnderBed.png|100px]] || [[S2E6|Dan VS The Monster Under The Bed]] || Dan is convinced that an otherworldly being lives under his bed and his friends generously help out. || Example[[File:S02E06Prev.png|100px]]

| 7 || Example[[File:DanVSGolf.png|100px]] || [[S2E7|Dan VS Golf]] || Chris gets so deeply into golf that only Dan and Elise together can stop him. || Example[[File:S02E07Prev.png|100px]]

| 8 || Example[[File:DanVSTheGym.png|100px]] || [[S2E8|Dan VS The Gym]] || Dan is concerned about his friends getting too much into shape and takes a peek what's behind this fitness conspiracy. || Example[[File:S02E08Prev.png|100px]]

| 9 || Example[[File:DanVSTheWedding.png|100px]] || [[S2E9|Dan VS The Wedding]] || Dan tries to stop the wedding of his beloved Hortence and Mr. Burger. || Example[[File:S02E09Prev.png|100px]]

| 10 || Example[[File:DanVSTheCatburglar.png|100px]] || [[S2E10|Dan VS The Catburglar]] || A rare cat is stolen and a mysterious lady asks Dan to get it back – Film Noir style. || Example[[File:S02E10Prev.png|100px]]

| 11 || Example[[File:DanVSTheDinosaur.png|100px]] || [[S2E11|Dan VS The Dinosaur]] || A dinosaur breaks loose on L.A. Together with a famous hunter, Chris, Dan and Ben try to track it down. || Example[[File:S02E11Prev.png|100px]]

| 12 || Example[[File:DanVSStupidity.png|100px]] || [[S2E12|Dan VS Stupidity]] || Dan is convinced people are getting more and more stupid, and tries to find the cause. || Example[[File:S02E12Prev.png|100px]]

| 13 || Example[[File:DanVSTheTelemarketer.png|100px]] || [[S2E13|Dan VS The Telemarketer]] || A telemarketer is doing an excellent job to drive Dan insane. || Example[[File:S02E13Prev.png|100px]]

| 14 || Example[[File:DanVSRealityTV.png|100px]] || [[S2E14|Dan VS Reality TV]] || Dan gets thrown into a reality show and goes through antics to escape it. || Example[[File:S02E14Prev.png|100px]]

| 15 || Example[[File:DanVSParents.png|100px]] || [[S2E15|Dan VS Parents]] || Dan is fed up with how parents are raising their children, so he decides to set an example. || Example[[File:S02E15Prev.png|100px]]

| 16 || Example[[File:DanVSGigundoMart.png|100px]] || [[S2E16|Dan VS Gigundo -Mart]] || A bulk discount store opens near Dan's apartment and Chris gets addicted to shopping there. || Example[[File:S02E16Prev.png|100px]]

| 17 || Example[[File:DanVSChris.png|100px]] || [[S2E17|Dan VS Chris]] || Chris and Dan fight over a rare movie prop they won on a radio show together, and things get out of control. || Example[[File:S02E17Prev.png|100px]]

| 18 || Example[[File:DanVSWildWestTown.png|100px]] || [[S2E18|Dan VS Wild West Town]] || Chris and Dan come across a Wild West town, only to learn the harsh truth about it. || Example[[File:S02E18Prev.png|100px]]

| 1 || Example[[File:DanVSAngerManagement.png|100px]] || [[S3E2|Dan VS Anger Management]] || After Dan almost destroys humanity, he is sentenced to anger management class, only to teach the instructor his ways. || Example[[File:S03E01Prev.png|100px]]

| 2 || Example[[File:DanVSTheMummy.png|100px]] || [[S3E2|Dan VS The Mummy]] || A mummy makes a home in Dan's apartment and he is trying to get rid of it. || Example[[File:S03E02Prev.png|100px]]

| 3 || Example[[File:DanVSTheBoss.png|100px]] || [[S3E3|Dan VS The Boss]] || Dan gets a position at Chris' workplace and is doing better than expected. || Example[[File:S03E03Prev.png|100px]]

| 4 || Example[[File:DanVSTheMechanic.png|100px]] || [[S3E4|Dan VS The Mechanic]] || Mechanic Mike keeps messing with Dan's car, but for a reason involving a dangerous sport. || Example[[File:S03E04Prev.png|100px]]

| 5 || Example[[File:DanVSHSReunion.png|100px]] || [[S3E5|Dan VS The High School Reunion]] || Dan didn't get invited to the reunion and seeks revenge. || Example[[File:S03E05Prev.png|100px]]

| 6 || Example[[File:DanVSTheCommonCold.png|100px]] || [[S3E6|Dan VS The Common Cold]] || Dan gets a cold for the first time in his life and tries every cure to stop it. || Example[[File:S03E06Prev.png|100px]]

| 7 || Example[[File:DanVSTheDMV.png|100px]] || [[S3E7|Dan VS The DMV]] || Dan's driver's license gets revoked and he must fight against bureaucracy's deadliest tricks to get it back. || Example[[File:S03E07Prev.png|100px]]

| 8 || Example[[File:DanVSTheSkiTrip.png|100px]] || [[S3E8|Dan VS The Ski Trip]] || Dan tags along on a ski trip due to a misunderstanding and decides that people should no longer ski in general. || Example[[File:S03E08Prev.png|100px]]

| 9 || Example[[File:DanVSJuryDuty.png|100px]] || [[S3E9|Dan VS Jury Duty]] || Dan and Elise must attend jury duty, but Dan takes the law into his own hands. || Example[[File:S03E09Prev.png|100px]]

| 10 || Example[[File:DanVSVegetables.png|100px]] || [[S3E10|Dan VS Vegetables]] || Dan is disgusted by vegetables being served at Burgerphile. He uses secret modern technology to get rid of the problem. || Example[[File:S03E10Prev.png|100px]]

| 11 || Example[[File:DanVSTheSuperhero.png|100px]] || [[S3E11|Dan VS The Superhero]] || The local superhero 'Terrific Guy' destroys Dan's car and so Dan is out to face him as an equal. || Example[[File:S03E11Prev.png|100px]]

| 12 || Example[[File:DanVSFamilyCruise.png|100px]] || [[S3E12|Dan VS The Family Cruise]] || Dan mistankenly joins a family cruise ship where he faces game challenges and inexplicable doom. || Example[[File:S03E12Prev.png|100px]]

| 13 || Example[[File:DanVSSummerCamp.png|100px]] || [[S3E13|Dan VS Summer Camp]] || Chris and Dan have a trip down memory lane, telling to Elise how they bonded at a summer camp and how they took it down. || Example[[File:S03E13Prev.png|100px]]