|Dan VS. New Mexico
|Dan gets attacked by items related to New Mexico and goes on a road trip to hit the state where it hurts.
|Dan VS. The Wolf Man
|Dan's car gets scratched and he's sure it was the Wolf Man, whom he is now trying to hunt down.
|Dan VS. The Ninja
|Dan gets attacked by a mysterious Ninja in search of a very specific recipe.
|Dan VS. The Dentist
|Dan suspects his Dentist is a fraud and uncovers his dark secrets.
|Dan VS. The Animal Shelter
|Unable to sleep from all the noise, Dan decides to target the Animal shelter.
|Dan VS. Canada
|Dan has had it with the Canada related stuff around him and decides to cover the country in snow and ice.
|Dan VS. Traffic
|The traffic in his area has gotten overwhelming, so Dan tries various ways to stop people from driving.
|Dan VS. Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theater
|After unheard complains about the poor quality of performance and food, Dan takes on a role to bring the theater down.
|Dan VS. Baseball
|Baseball fans destroy Dan's car and so he is out to take bring down the sport itself.
|Dan VS. The Salvation Armed Forces
|Dan accidentally donated his car to charity and will stop at nothing to get it back.
|Dan VS. The Beach
|Some beach loving people block all parking spots in Dan's area and so he sees himself forced to destroy the beach.
|Dan VS. George Washington
|A tree has been chopped down next to Dan's car, crushing it. Dan is sure there can only be one culprit.
|Dan VS. Technology
|Dan gets a computer which breaks quickly, thus he decides that the man behind the product has to pay.
|Dan VS. The Barber
|Dan is getting a haircut in anticipation of a date, but his barber has other plans.
|Dan VS. Art
|Dan's car has been turned into a piece of art without notice so he seeks revenge on anything accompliced with art.
|Dan VS. Elise's Parents
|Dan frames Don for being in the mafia because he wants to spend quality time with Chris at a Renaissance fair.
|Dan VS. The Fancy Restaurant
|Dan's favorite sandwich shop is replaced by an uptight restaurant and he revolts against it.
|Dan VS. Dan (Impostor)
|An impostor tries to take over Dan's life and friends.
|Dan VS. The Family Camping Trip
|Dan wants to take Chris to a horror film festival, but a pre-sheduled camping trip gets in the way.
|Dan VS. Burgerphile
|The fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and he takes that offense very seriously.
|Dan VS. The Magician
|A street magician steals from Chris and Dan, and they make their move to get back what's theirs, while exposing the tricks.
|Dan VS. The Lemonade Stand Gang
|A group of kids bully people into buying lemonade, and Dan is just the guy to take them out of business.
|Dan VS The Family Thanksgiving
|Dan is invited to Thanksgiving at Elise's parent's house and things take a turn for the worse when he finds out why.
|Dan VS The Mall Santa
|Chris and Dan try to make extra money at the mall, but the mall Santa isn't in a Christmas-y mood.
|Dan VS The Neighbors
|New people move in next to Dan and he is convinced they want to eat him.
|Dan VS Dancing
|A dancing craze swaps over the area, including Elise and Chris, and Dan tries to shake it off.
|Dan VS The Bank
|Dan tries to get back 50 cents from the local bank and spirals into robbing it.
|Dan VS The Monster Under The Bed
|Dan is convinced that an otherworldly being lives under his bed and his friends generously help out.
|Dan VS Golf
|Chris gets so deeply into golf that only Dan and Elise together can stop him.
|Dan VS The Gym
|Dan is concerned about his friends getting too much into shape and takes a peek what's behind this fitness conspiracy.
|Dan VS The Wedding
|Dan tries to stop the wedding of his beloved Hortence and Mr. Burger.
|Dan VS The Catburglar
|A rare cat is stolen and a mysterious lady asks Dan to get it back – Film Noir style.
|Dan VS The Dinosaur
|A dinosaur breaks loose on L.A. Together with a famous hunter, Chris, Dan and Ben try to track it down.
|Dan VS Stupidity
|Dan is convinced people are getting more and more stupid, and tries to find the cause.
|Dan VS The Telemarketer
|A telemarketer is doing an excellent job to drive Dan insane.
|Dan VS Reality TV
|Dan gets thrown into a reality show and goes through antics to escape it.
|Dan VS Parents
|Dan is fed up with how parents are raising their children, so he decides to set an example.
|Dan VS Gigundo-Mart
|A bulk discount store opens near Dan's apartment and Chris gets addicted to shopping there.
|Dan VS Chris
|Chris and Dan fight over a rare movie prop they won on a radio show together, and things get out of control.
|Dan VS Wild West Town
|Chris and Dan come across a Wild West town, only to learn the harsh truth about it.
|Dan VS Anger Management
|After Dan almost destroys humanity, he is sentenced to anger management class, only to teach the instructor his ways.
|Dan VS The Mummy
|A mummy makes a home in Dan's apartment and he is trying to get rid of it.
|Dan VS The Boss
|Dan gets a position at Chris' workplace and is doing better than expected.
|Dan VS The Mechanic
|Mechanic Mike keeps messing with Dan's car, but for a reason involving a dangerous sport.
|Dan VS The High School Reunion
|Dan didn't get invited to the reunion and seeks revenge.
|Dan VS The Common Cold
|Dan gets a cold for the first time in his life and tries every cure to stop it.
|Dan VS The DMV
|Dan's driver's license gets revoked and he must fight against bureaucracy's deadliest tricks to get it back.
|Dan VS The Ski Trip
|Dan tags along on a ski trip due to a misunderstanding and decides that people should no longer ski in general.
|Dan VS Jury Duty
|Dan and Elise must attend jury duty, but Dan takes the law into his own hands.
|Dan VS Vegetables
|Dan is disgusted by vegetables being served at Burgerphile. He uses secret modern technology to get rid of the problem.
|Dan VS The Superhero
|The local superhero 'Terrific Guy' destroys Dan's car and so Dan is out to face him as an equal.
|Dan VS The Family Cruise
|Dan mistankenly joins a family cruise ship where he faces game challenges and inexplicable doom.
|Dan VS Summer Camp
|Chris and Dan have a trip down memory lane, telling to Elise how they bonded at a summer camp and how they took it down.