Episodes

Season 1

No.	Title Card	Title	Summary	Screenshot
1		Dan VS. New Mexico	Dan gets attacked by items related to New Mexico and goes on a road trip to hit the state where it hurts.
2		Dan VS. The Wolf Man	Dan's car gets scratched and he's sure it was the Wolf Man, whom he is now trying to hunt down.
3		Dan VS. The Ninja	Dan gets attacked by a mysterious Ninja in search of a very specific recipe.
4		Dan VS. The Dentist	Dan suspects his Dentist is a fraud and uncovers his dark secrets.
5		Dan VS. The Animal Shelter	Unable to sleep from all the noise, Dan decides to target the Animal shelter.
6		Dan VS. Canada	Dan has had it with the Canada related stuff around him and decides to cover the country in snow and ice.
7		Dan VS. Traffic	The traffic in his area has gotten overwhelming, so Dan tries various ways to stop people from driving.
8		Dan VS. Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theater	After unheard complains about the poor quality of performance and food, Dan takes on a role to bring the theater down.
9		Dan VS. Baseball	Baseball fans destroy Dan's car and so he is out to take bring down the sport itself.
10		Dan VS. The Salvation Armed Forces	Dan accidentally donated his car to charity and will stop at nothing to get it back.
11		Dan VS. The Beach	Some beach loving people block all parking spots in Dan's area and so he sees himself forced to destroy the beach.
12		Dan VS. George Washington	A tree has been chopped down next to Dan's car, crushing it. Dan is sure there can only be one culprit.
13		Dan VS. Technology	Dan gets a computer which breaks quickly, thus he decides that the man behind the product has to pay.
14		Dan VS. The Barber	Dan is getting a haircut in anticipation of a date, but his barber has other plans.
15		Dan VS. Art	Dan's car has been turned into a piece of art without notice so he seeks revenge on anything accompliced with art.
16		Dan VS. Elise's Parents	Dan frames Don for being in the mafia because he wants to spend quality time with Chris at a Renaissance fair.
17		Dan VS. The Fancy Restaurant	Dan's favorite sandwich shop is replaced by an uptight restaurant and he revolts against it.
18		Dan VS. Dan (Impostor)	An impostor tries to take over Dan's life and friends.
19		Dan VS. The Family Camping Trip	Dan wants to take Chris to a horror film festival, but a pre-sheduled camping trip gets in the way.
20		Dan VS. Burgerphile	The fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and he takes that offense very seriously.
21		Dan VS. The Magician	A street magician steals from Chris and Dan, and they make their move to get back what's theirs, while exposing the tricks.
22		Dan VS. The Lemonade Stand Gang	A group of kids bully people into buying lemonade, and Dan is just the guy to take them out of business.

Season 2

No.	Title Card	Title	Summary	Screenshot
1		Dan VS The Family Thanksgiving	Dan is invited to Thanksgiving at Elise's parent's house and things take a turn for the worse when he finds out why.
2		Dan VS The Mall Santa	Chris and Dan try to make extra money at the mall, but the mall Santa isn't in a Christmas-y mood.
3		Dan VS The Neighbors	New people move in next to Dan and he is convinced they want to eat him.
4		Dan VS Dancing	A dancing craze swaps over the area, including Elise and Chris, and Dan tries to shake it off.
5		Dan VS The Bank	Dan tries to get back 50 cents from the local bank and spirals into robbing it.
6		Dan VS The Monster Under The Bed	Dan is convinced that an otherworldly being lives under his bed and his friends generously help out.
7		Dan VS Golf	Chris gets so deeply into golf that only Dan and Elise together can stop him.
8		Dan VS The Gym	Dan is concerned about his friends getting too much into shape and takes a peek what's behind this fitness conspiracy.
9		Dan VS The Wedding	Dan tries to stop the wedding of his beloved Hortence and Mr. Burger.
10		Dan VS The Catburglar	A rare cat is stolen and a mysterious lady asks Dan to get it back – Film Noir style.
11		Dan VS The Dinosaur	A dinosaur breaks loose on L.A. Together with a famous hunter, Chris, Dan and Ben try to track it down.
12		Dan VS Stupidity	Dan is convinced people are getting more and more stupid, and tries to find the cause.
13		Dan VS The Telemarketer	A telemarketer is doing an excellent job to drive Dan insane.
14		Dan VS Reality TV	Dan gets thrown into a reality show and goes through antics to escape it.
15		Dan VS Parents	Dan is fed up with how parents are raising their children, so he decides to set an example.
16		Dan VS Gigundo-Mart	A bulk discount store opens near Dan's apartment and Chris gets addicted to shopping there.
17		Dan VS Chris	Chris and Dan fight over a rare movie prop they won on a radio show together, and things get out of control.
18		Dan VS Wild West Town	Chris and Dan come across a Wild West town, only to learn the harsh truth about it.

Season 3

No.	Title Card	Title	Summary	Screenshot
1		Dan VS Anger Management	After Dan almost destroys humanity, he is sentenced to anger management class, only to teach the instructor his ways.
2		Dan VS The Mummy	A mummy makes a home in Dan's apartment and he is trying to get rid of it.
3		Dan VS The Boss	Dan gets a position at Chris' workplace and is doing better than expected.
4		Dan VS The Mechanic	Mechanic Mike keeps messing with Dan's car, but for a reason involving a dangerous sport.
5		Dan VS The High School Reunion	Dan didn't get invited to the reunion and seeks revenge.
6		Dan VS The Common Cold	Dan gets a cold for the first time in his life and tries every cure to stop it.
7		Dan VS The DMV	Dan's driver's license gets revoked and he must fight against bureaucracy's deadliest tricks to get it back.
8		Dan VS The Ski Trip	Dan tags along on a ski trip due to a misunderstanding and decides that people should no longer ski in general.
9		Dan VS Jury Duty	Dan and Elise must attend jury duty, but Dan takes the law into his own hands.
10		Dan VS Vegetables	Dan is disgusted by vegetables being served at Burgerphile. He uses secret modern technology to get rid of the problem.
11		Dan VS The Superhero	The local superhero 'Terrific Guy' destroys Dan's car and so Dan is out to face him as an equal.
12		Dan VS The Family Cruise	Dan mistankenly joins a family cruise ship where he faces game challenges and inexplicable doom.
13		Dan VS Summer Camp	Chris and Dan have a trip down memory lane, telling to Elise how they bonded at a summer camp and how they took it down.