The Salvation Armed Forces Guard is the guard of the main impound centre of the SAF.
He first appears early in the episode, reading a comic of the fictional "Ratman" and releasing the dogs during Dan's first attempt to liberate his car.
During Dan's second escape attempt, he is attacked by a scorpian wielding Dan, but manages to recover and briefly capture Dan after the Salvation Armed Forces Guy arrives. He is then quickly beaten to a pulp by Chris, and never seen again.
- In a deleted scene(sent to mess with the censors) Chris actually kills this man with a weapon instead of merely beating him.
- He apparently has great respect for the Salvation Armed Forces guy, calling him their "Best Man"