Characters
Main Characters
Recurring Side Characters
- Elise Sr.
- Don
- Ben
- The Impostor
- Crunchy
- Ninja Dave
- Wally
- Hortence Burger
- Madame Zelda
- Eagle's Nest
- Jeremiah Burger
- Paramedics
- Police Captain
- Police Officer
- Librarian
One Off Characters
- Hydrogen Trucker
- Trick or Treaters
- Neolithic Indigenous Zombies
- Dr. Pullum
- Dentist Assistant
- Fake Doctor
- Border Guard
- Helicopter Hal
- Theatre Owners
- Tye
- Theatre Chefs
- Theatre Custodian
- Head Theatre Actor
- Theatre Actor