Characters

Main Characters

• Dan
• Chris
• Elise
• Mr. Mumbles

Recurring Side Characters

• Elise Sr.
• Don
• Ben
• Impostor Dan
• Crunchy
• Ninja Dave
• Wally
• Hortence Burger
• Madame Zelda
• Eagle's Nest
• Jeremiah Burger
• Paramedics
• Police Captain
• Police Officer
• Librarian
• Hobo

One Off Characters

• Hydrogen Trucker
• Trick or Treaters
• Neolithic Indigenous Zombies
• Dr. Pullum
• Dentist Assistant
• Fake Doctor
• Border Guard
• Helicopter Hal
• Theatre Owners
• Tye
• Theatre Chefs
• Theatre Custodian
• Head Theatre Actor
• Theatre Actor
• Becky Barber

Fictional Characters

• The Road Runner
• Sgt. Saskatchewan
• Population Control Johnny

Organizations

• Shadow Quasi-Government
• Balloonist Cult
• The Koshugi Clan
• Hockey Team
• Québécois Extremists