Characters
Main Characters
Recurring Side Characters
- Elise Sr.
- Don
- Ben
- Impostor Dan
- Crunchy
- Ninja Dave
- Wally
- Hortence Burger
- Madame Zelda
- Eagle's Nest
- Jeremiah Burger
- Paramedics
- Police Captain
- Police Officer
- Librarian
- Hobo
- Mr. Zimmerman
One Off Characters
- Hydrogen Trucker
- Trick or Treaters
- Neolithic Indigenous Zombies
- Dr. Pullum
- Dentist Assistant
- Fake Doctor
- Goose Man
- Soccer Boy
- Soccer Mom
- Hobo 2
- Normal People
- Canadians
- Sweep Guards
- Border Guard
- Great Great Grandfather Pearson
- Great Grandfather Pearson
- Great Great Grandmother Pearson
- Skip
- Yeti Pearson
- Helicopter Hal
- Traffic Cop
- Old People
- Shepherd
- Theatre Owners
- Tye
- Theatre Chefs
- Theatre Custodian
- Head Theatre Actor
- Pink Shirted Theatre Actor
- Dinner Theatre Waiter
- Ball Chasers
- Baseball Guards
- Counterfeit Ticket Dealer
- The Rowdy Fans
- Riot Control
- District of Columbia Newscaster
- Baseball Players
- Baseball Boys
- Baseball Pitcher
- Baseball Catcher
- Innocent Women
- DC Hot Dog Man
- Baseball Announcer
- Ballboy Manager
- Commissioner's Aide
- Commissioner
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Fictional Characters