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 * [[Mr. Mumbles]]
-== Recurring Side Characters ==
+== Major Side Characters ==
-* [[Elise Sr.]]
+* [[Oswald Fitzpatrick]]
+* [[Elise Senior]]
 * [[Don]]
-* [[Ben]]
-* [[The Impostor]]
 * [[Crunchy]]
 * [[Ninja Dave]]
-* [[Explosives Store Owner]]
+* [[Hortence Burger]]
-* [[Hortense Burger]]
-* [[Madame Zelda]]
 * [[Eagle's Nest]]
+* [[Madame Zelda]]
+* [[Ben]]
 * [[Jeremiah Burger]]
-* [[Paramedics]]
+* [[Impostor Dan]]
-* [[Police Captain]]
-* [[Police Officer]]
-== One Off Characters ==
+==Minor Side Characters==
+* [[Old Lady]]
+* [[Police Chief]]
+* [[Fat Paramedic]]
+* [[Thin Paramedic]]
+* [[Mustached Police Officer]]
+* [[Buff Police Officer]]
 * [[Librarian]]
+* [[Hobo]]
+* [[Mr. Zimmerman]]
+* [[Mike]]
+== One-Off Characters and Backgrounders==
+* [[Trick or Treaters]]
+* [[Neolithic Indigenous Zombies]]
+* [[Unnamed Couple]]
+* [[Cyclist]]
 * [[Hydrogen Trucker]]
-* [[Trick or Treater]]
+* [[Dr. Pullum]]
-* [[Skeletons]]
-* [[Dentist]]
 * [[Dentist Assistant]]
-* [[The Koshugi Clan]]
 * [[Fake Doctor]]
+* [[Goose Man]]
+* [[Soccer Boy]]
+* [[Soccer Mom]]
+* [[Hobo 2]]
+* [[Normal People]]
+* [[Canadians]]
+* [[Sweep Guards]]
 * [[Border Guard]]
+* [[Great Great Grandfather Pearson]]
+* [[Great Grandfather Pearson]]
+* [[Great Great Grandmother Pearson]]
+* [[Skip]]
+* [[Yeti Pearson]]
 * [[Helicopter Hal]]
+* [[Traffic Cop]]
+* [[Old People]]
+* [[Shepherd]]
 * [[Theatre Owners]]
 * [[Tye]]
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 * [[Theatre Custodian]]
 * [[Head Theatre Actor]]
-* [[Theatre Actor]]
+* [[Pink Shirted Theatre Actor]]
+* [[Dinner Theatre Waiter]]
+* [[Ball Chasers]]
+* [[Baseball Guards]]
+* [[Counterfeit Ticket Dealer]]
+* [[The Rowdy Fans]]
+* [[Riot Control]]
+* [[District of Columbia Newscaster]]
+* [[Baseball Players]]
+* [[Baseball Boys]]
+* [[Baseball Pitcher]]
+* [[Baseball Catcher]]
+* [[Umpire]]
+* [[Innocent Women]]
+* [[DC Hot Dog Man]]
+* [[Baseball Announcer]]
+* [[Ballboy Manager]]
+* [[Commissioner's Aide]]
+* [[Commissioner]]
+* [[Salvation Service Woman]]
+* [[TV Chef]]
+* [[Salvation Armed Forces Guy]]
+* [[Salvation Armed Forces Guard]]
+* [[Greatwill Employees]]
+* [[Beach Bros]]
+* [[Beach People]]
+* [[Hippie Leader]]
+* [[Thunderbird]]
+* [[Hippies of the SS. Friendship]]
+* [[Barge Crew]]
+* [[Barge Workers]]
+* [[Lifeguard]]
+* [[Children's Museum George Washington Actor]]
+* [[Mount Vernon Tour Guide]]
+* [[Mount Vernon Militia Men]]
+* [[The Ghost of George Washington]]
+* [[Barry Ditmer]]
+* [[ILSA]]
+* [[Security Robots]]
+* [[Hiram]]
+* [[Becky Barber]]
+* [[Mr. Barber]]
+* [[Door Scot]]
+* [[Creepy Baby]]
+* [[Creepy Baby's Mom]]
+* [[Mrs. Barber]]
+* [[Cabin Couple]]
+* [[Clark]]
+== Fictional Characters ==
+* [[IRS Super Model]]
+* [[The Road Runner]]
+* [[Sgt. Saskatchewan]]
+* [[Population Control Johnny]]
 == Organizations ==
 * [[Shadow Quasi-Government]]
-* [[Balloon Cultists]]
+* [[Balloonist Cult]]
+* [[The Koshugi Clan]]
 * [[Hockey Team]]
 * [[Québécois Extremists]]
+* [[Spetsgruppa]]
+* [[Ruling Body of Baseball]]
+* [[Hallowed Society of Barber-Surgeons]]